Ain't 'Arf Ott

There are fabrics that follow trends, and there are fabrics that quietly carry on looking smart decade after decade. This German-made Gurteen cloth falls firmly into the latter camp. Woven in a soft khaki/brown shade with an understated herringbone pattern, it has the sort of refined country-house charm you'd expect to find in a well-tailored pair of trousers, a classic skirt or a smart jacket worn for lunch somewhere with a waiting list.

The cotton-rich blend gives the fabric a natural handle and comfortable feel, whilst the polyester adds durability and crease resistance. At approximately 260gsm, it has enough weight to hang beautifully without feeling heavy, making it particularly suitable for tailored trousers, skirts, waistcoats and lightweight jackets. Smart, practical and effortlessly wearable, this is a fabric that proves good taste never really goes out of fashion.

• Please allow 2-10% shrinkage on fabrics to be on the safe side. Wash before making up in the same manner as you would with subsequent washes (including drying methods)
• Please test a sample area first to find the most suitable way to wash your chosen fabrics, as we cannot accept liability for fabrics washed or treated incorrectly.
• Whilst every effort is made, we cannot guarantee that the colours you see on your screen are accurate because every screen shows colours differently.

Delivery & Returns

Delivery

Processing Your Order: We aim to dispatch all orders within 1-2 working days. Our team is dedicated to ensuring your order is handled with care and sent out promptly.

UK Delivery:

Royal Mail Tracked 48 - 2nd Class Delivery: This is our standard Royal Mail service. Delivery is typically estimated at 2–3 working days from dispatch, although times can vary.
Royal Mail Tracked 24 - 1st Class Delivery: A faster Royal Mail option, typically estimated at 1–2 working days from dispatch. Please note that this is not a guaranteed next day service.
Courier Delivery: We offer a courier service via Parcelforce for customers requiring a faster delivery option. We aim to dispatch eligible orders placed before 1pm on the same working day, but this cannot be guaranteed. Courier delivery is generally expected on the next working day following dispatch. Orders placed on Friday may not be collected until the following Monday. This service is tracked.

We process orders Monday to Friday, so weekend orders begin processing the following Monday.

We deliver worldwide - view our full list of international destinations.

All delivery times are estimates and may be affected by circumstances outside our control once your parcel has been handed to the delivery provider.

Returns

We want you to love your order! If you’re not completely happy, you can return items within 28 days of receiving your order.

Please note that fabrics are cut to order, so a restocking fee may apply. Some items are non-returnable except where faulty or not as described.

Read our full returns policy